Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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The uberlube is also flammable
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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