420 ftw
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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