That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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