Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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