seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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