One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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