She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Randomize
