I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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