My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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