I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Well I just put wine in my tea
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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