haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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