Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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