i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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