i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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