We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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