Me too!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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