The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I see more hoeing in ur future
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