I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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