is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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