We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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