so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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