hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Even my vagina gasped.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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