yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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