$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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