turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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