the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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