yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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