Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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