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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...

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• (516): View more from New York

  just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Why am I even shocked you're doing this....

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?

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• (469): View more from Texas

  words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...

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• (516): View more from New York

  I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder

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