btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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