The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.