No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.