one two three fourrrrnication!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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