I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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