the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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