You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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