For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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