My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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