Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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