I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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