: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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