Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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