I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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