Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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