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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"

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  He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.

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• (925): View more from California

  We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.

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  PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.

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