is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is that why you're texting me
im holly from the hills drunk
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.