Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.