its not stalking. its research.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My feet surprised me
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