i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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