Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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