they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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