all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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