it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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