You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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