It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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