Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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