I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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