Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
