So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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