Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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